DEBBIE’S GOT A CHAINSAW

Consider little Debbie, a high school preppie
Life was always goin’ her way
Then she lost her job on the cheerleading squad
& her boyfriend the very same day
She missed a class & she didn’t pass
So her daddy took her neimann’s card
& Said, give me the keys to the volvo please
Now she’s takin’ it mighty hard

But in the window of a hardware store
She saw the cure for all her blues
DEBBIE’S GOT A CHAINSAW
& She knows just what to do

Early next mornin’,
when the coffee was a perkin’
She painted all the kitchen red
When dear old dad came down for work
She sent him off without his head
She ran the saw down the high school hall
Spreading death along the way
& Her boyfriend Biff, yeah she laid him stiff
Before he even had a word to say

She was looking pretty mean for a teenage queen
When she made that 2-stroke whine
DEBBIE’S GOT A CHAINSAW
& She might just use it on you

Teacher thought it was the school bell ringin’
When all it was, was that chain saw singin’

Police finally cornered Debbie in a laundramat
Had to carry her away in a straight jacket
Her busy day had started out crappy
But in the end she was a’ lookin’ mighty happy

DEBBIE’S GOT A CHAINSAW